Darling, I want your scrotum .

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chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

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kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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ofbard:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

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spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

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friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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Why Atheist Libertarians Are Part of America’s 1 Percent Problem | Alternet (via brutereason)

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When I hear an atheist say he is a libertarian, I know he’s given absolutely no thought to it other than the fact that he likes the sound of no foreign wars and no drug laws. The aphorism that libertarians are Republicans with bongs is just about spot-on. Thinking Ron Paul is a genius because he’s anti-war and anti-drug laws is like thinking a Big Mac is good for you because it has lettuce and a pickle.
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